A man was sitting on the edge
of the bed, observing his wife,
looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off
he asked, what she’d like to have for her
‘I’d like to be ten again’,
she replied, still looking in
On the morning of her birthday,
he arose early, made her a
nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Thorpe
Park theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park;
the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller
coaster,everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered
out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a
he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her
favorite candy, M&M’s.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home
with her husband and collapsed
into bed exhausted. He leaned
over his wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear,
what was it like being ten again?’
Her eyes slowly opened and her
expression suddenly changed.
‘I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!’
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening,
he is gonna get