The worth…..
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
Christmas 2009
Puppy Size
Thank you Veteran’s
The Farmer’s Donkey
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer
tried to figure out what to do.


MORAL FROM TODAY’S LESSON:
When you try to cover your …..,
it always comes back to bite you.
School
since I received my Associates Degree at
Snow College in 2001.
School has proven difficult! What was I thinking
when I decided to go back to school?????
I often have to remind myself the reasons…
1. A better job..a job that I will enjoy and can be
creative while doing it.
2. A better life for my family…hopefully with the
skills I learn at school I will be able to give my
family a better life…not living pay check to pay
check and robbing Peter to pay Paul.
3. An example to my children. I am hoping that
by going back to school I will be able to set a
great example to my kids to show them they
can do what they want! Not to let ANYTHING
stand in their way!
4. To prove to myself that I can still learn and
grow! That I am still able to give my opinion and
have my voice heard! After such a long time of
NOT being able to have my OWN opinion I can
finally speak my mind. Which is funny I was told
this week at work I need to keep my opinion to
myself and not be so opinionated. Well, fui on the
that!! MY OPINION IS IMPORTANT AND DON’T
TELL ME IT IS NOT!!!
5. Because I can! I have the support of my
wonderful husband and my great children!
Others that are supportive of my decision!
Well, web design world here I come!!
WET PANTS
As the teacher is walking toward him,
Golf anyone???
AT THE PUBLIC GOLF COURSE
(Amherst, Mass.)
First, is this your correct phone number?
weeks from Friday. What’s the weather
going to be like that day?
but I’m running late. Can you still get me out early?
where you can buy a bucket of golf balls
and hit them for practice?
tomorrow between 12 o’clock and noon.
tee times around 10 o’clock?
Caller: How much to play golf today?
Staff: 25 to walk, 38 with a cart.
Caller:38 dollars?
Staff: No, 38 yen.
Caller: What do you have for tee times tomorrow?
Staff: What time would you like?
Caller: What times do you have?
Staff: What time of the day?
Caller: Any time.
Staff: Morning or afternoon?
Staff: We have 16 times open in the morning
and 20 open in the afternoon.
Would you like me to read the whole list?
Caller: No, I don’t think any of those times will work for me.
Caller: Do you have a dress code?
Staff: Yes, we do. We require soft spikes.
Caller: How about clothes?
Staff: Yes, you have to wear clothes.
Caller:Yes, do you have a driving range there?
Staff: Yes.
Caller: How much for a bucket of large balls?
Staff: Sorry, we’re all out of large balls.
But we can give you twice as many
small balls for the same price.
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Can I get a tee time for tomorrow?
Staff: Sure, what time would you like?
Caller: Something between 9 o’clock and 10 o’clock. In the morning, if possible.
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Do you rent golf clubs there?
Staff: Yes, they’re 25 dollars.
Caller: How much to rent a bag?
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, my husband just called me
on his cell phone and told me
he’s on the 15th hole.
How many more holes does he
have to play before he gets to the 18th?
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, do you have a driving range there?
Staff: Yes.
Caller: How much for a large bucket?
Staff: Four dollars.
Caller: Does that include the balls?
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Do you have a twilight rate?
Staff: Yes, it’s 15 dollars after 2 o’clock.
Caller: And what time does that start?
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, I’d like some info about your golf course.
Staff: OK, what would you like to know?
Caller: I don’t know, that’s why I called.
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: My kids just came home with
pockets full of range balls and said they
stole them from your driving range.
Would you like to buy them back?
Okay I don’t play golf but these were funny!!











