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Puppy Size
Thank you Veteran’s
The Farmer’s Donkey
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer
tried to figure out what to do.


MORAL FROM TODAY’S LESSON:
When you try to cover your …..,
it always comes back to bite you.
WET PANTS
As the teacher is walking toward him,
Golf anyone???
AT THE PUBLIC GOLF COURSE
(Amherst, Mass.)
First, is this your correct phone number?
weeks from Friday. What’s the weather
going to be like that day?
but I’m running late. Can you still get me out early?
where you can buy a bucket of golf balls
and hit them for practice?
tomorrow between 12 o’clock and noon.
tee times around 10 o’clock?
Caller: How much to play golf today?
Staff: 25 to walk, 38 with a cart.
Caller:38 dollars?
Staff: No, 38 yen.
Caller: What do you have for tee times tomorrow?
Staff: What time would you like?
Caller: What times do you have?
Staff: What time of the day?
Caller: Any time.
Staff: Morning or afternoon?
Staff: We have 16 times open in the morning
and 20 open in the afternoon.
Would you like me to read the whole list?
Caller: No, I don’t think any of those times will work for me.
Caller: Do you have a dress code?
Staff: Yes, we do. We require soft spikes.
Caller: How about clothes?
Staff: Yes, you have to wear clothes.
Caller:Yes, do you have a driving range there?
Staff: Yes.
Caller: How much for a bucket of large balls?
Staff: Sorry, we’re all out of large balls.
But we can give you twice as many
small balls for the same price.
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Can I get a tee time for tomorrow?
Staff: Sure, what time would you like?
Caller: Something between 9 o’clock and 10 o’clock. In the morning, if possible.
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Do you rent golf clubs there?
Staff: Yes, they’re 25 dollars.
Caller: How much to rent a bag?
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, my husband just called me
on his cell phone and told me
he’s on the 15th hole.
How many more holes does he
have to play before he gets to the 18th?
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, do you have a driving range there?
Staff: Yes.
Caller: How much for a large bucket?
Staff: Four dollars.
Caller: Does that include the balls?
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Do you have a twilight rate?
Staff: Yes, it’s 15 dollars after 2 o’clock.
Caller: And what time does that start?
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, I’d like some info about your golf course.
Staff: OK, what would you like to know?
Caller: I don’t know, that’s why I called.
Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: My kids just came home with
pockets full of range balls and said they
stole them from your driving range.
Would you like to buy them back?
Okay I don’t play golf but these were funny!!
I did it!!
I would never trade my amazing friends,
will never know the joy of being imperfect.
MAXINE~ gotta love her!!!
I’m doing it
for classes to start.
I figured if I could tell my customers that they
could work and go to school I could do it too!
I have always wanted to do computer
programming and web design.
I tried once and I had a teach that didn’t “think”
women could do programming or anything
on the computer. So he was NOT any help at
all. Back in the day I wasn’t strong enough to
say listen here you jerk….I can do this and you will
help me do it!!!
Well, now I am strong enough and I have a school that
believes that women can be in the programming field!
I am so excited to start! Then graduate!! WHOHOO!!!
and FINALLY do something I enjoy doing!
WISH ME LUCK!!



























